It’s been about two years since I’ve written in this online log of my life. Much has happened since. I’ve lent my soul to the devil for a few years and stopped writing. Honestly, didn’t really have much to say. Things seemed to be pretty normal, but lately I’ve found it hard to keep my thoughts to myself. So since no one really ever read this to begin with, thought I’d at least be able to get it out of my head with little to no chance of repercussions.
There seems to be a lot of fear in the world right now. I don’t know where your root lies, but it’s safe to say that there are a lot of people in this world that feel their lives will surely come to a close by the end-of-days. I’ve noticed that there are a lot of people cashing in on this phenomena. Since I’ve realized that my fights to improve the world have proven fruitless both financially and quantitatively I’d just take the easy way out and make some serious scratch on the widespread fear. So here’s the ad:
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Let’s keep fighting for an America that hasn’t existed in 20 years.
Don’t be so silly…Mohamed Nasheed quote about those that refuse to accept climate change as his island country is slowly being drowned by the rising Indian Ocean, but whatever, they’re dark skinned, live far away and The Voice is on tonight.